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no room for P.E.R.F.E.C.T.I.O.N.

Posted on July 9, 2010 by Aditya

There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. ——————————————————————- There is another … Continue reading →

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Thinking out Loud…

Posted on July 4, 2010 by Aditya

10:15pm Sweeti is online… Should I ping her? Oh NO… don’t wanna sound too   desperate… 11:00pm The Blog has been DEAD for a while now!! Feels like ages since I posted anything… Think. Think. Think… 01:15am Fuck!!! Can’t get rid … Continue reading →

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REBOOT…

Posted on March 9, 2010 by Aditya

SExy sulphate I’m standing in a Jacuzzi, stripped to my bare minimums. It’s getting Hotter n Hotter… I’m surrounded by men. n We r all enjoying… OH, Wait !!! Before u get any wrong ideas about me ( u DIRTY … Continue reading →

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n they lived Happily ever after…

Posted on February 9, 2010 by Aditya

Wind was blowing. Love was in the air. “Will u b my GF??” Chully asked Idli. “NO,” Idli promptly said. n they lived happily ever after… …… The End…… …… The Beginning …… Chully Marwaadi was fond of singing. He … Continue reading →

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Carlos – Will he? won’t he??

Posted on January 13, 2010 by Aditya

Warning: This is not what you think it is…!! Last week, I visited Auto Expo. Bowled over by the entire Spectacle, I was bragging about it to my friends, when Carlos interrupted. Carlos:         Dude, it’s nothing compared to what I … Continue reading →

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CiTi Report 102 – God’s Gifted Children…

Posted on January 6, 2010 by Aditya

“Teri har story KFC se kyun chalu hoti hai???” Bunny asked. “Umm, well, this one was really eventful l!” I said, bursting with enthusiasm. “Yeah?? Tell me…” Bunny finally gave up. “Gud, So this is what happened…” I continued. “Couple … Continue reading →

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two idiots

Posted on December 28, 2009 by Aditya

“U r drunk,” I said to Ishan. “Oi Chhad Yaaaar!!  I’m flushing out all the bad memories of the year. I want to go Happy-Happy in the Happy New Year!!!” Ishan was in high spirits. “We have already boozed too … Continue reading →

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CARLOS & ‘Shave India Movement’

Posted on December 26, 2009 by Aditya

On a Monday Morning, Carlos was having a nice, filling breakfast, when his girlfriend(GF) said “Carlos, baby, u need to have a Shave.” “Not Now Honey” Carlos was in jovial mood. “I see that u have become Lazy over the … Continue reading →

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City Report 101 – Puppy for ADOPTION

Posted on December 21, 2009 by Aditya

This Saturday, I went to City Select to watch Avatar (oh wait, no, “AVATAR 3D” !!!). To my disappointment, all the shows were Sold Out!!! (Poor Me: ‘You Delhiites!!! Don’t you have anything better to do ???) So as obvious, … Continue reading →

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Dimpleben WANTS a TATTOO…

Posted on December 19, 2009 by Aditya

(Mrs. Dimpleben Katodia wants to have a Tattoo on her … (well, let’s see) so that she can flaunt it in the upcoming Navratri (Garba Ramwanoo Chhe!!!). She goes in a Tattoo Shop in the Apsara Market.) Tattoo Artist: Good … Continue reading →

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Detective Pargat Singh & The Cowboy

Posted on December 16, 2009 by Aditya

(Detective Pargat Singh is looking for a Partner. He has interviewed quite a few candidates & is currently waiting with the last application which incidentally is anonymous.) (The Cowboy walks in.) Pargat Singh: Aaoji aao. Pleez take a seat. (The … Continue reading →

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Eric Cartman meets Raj Thackeray

Posted on December 13, 2009 by Aditya

Caution: The content of this post could be crude. Have fun… #1. Outside Dadar Station (Eric Cartman is looking for someone with Authorita. He sees a big hoopla in a corner & makes his way through to the centre of commotion … Continue reading →

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