no room for P.E.R.F.E.C.T.I.O.N.

There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

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There is another theory which states that this has already happened.

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………Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

#Robots.

When I was in college (Yeah!! …), a search party was always on the vigil to hunt Species who would eat-pray-n-sleep books & screw our grades… (not having any population of Fairer sexes was of little help here…)  These guys were gud. In fact, they were perfect. In fact, they were so obediently, disciplinarily, brilliantly, perfect, that people could predict with fair amount of perfection when these guys would be in toilets n lock the doors lest they should attend the morning classes… But the guys stood their ground. And, in retaliation, tricked many of us into following them. Most of us did!! Because mimicking them started paying off – well, at least on the paper…

That’s that.

#Stupid Columbus!!!

Has anybody ever tried to give u a Pep Talk on how one should learn from his mistakes & blah… blah.. blah…? Oh, wrong question!! Say – “How many times…?” The only thing we seem to (This too is an Illusion…) learn is ‘How to avoid that last mistake!!’

Columbus once made a mistake. A Blunder, in fact!! He set out for India. Ended up just some thousand miles short!!!

Wouldn’t it be nice, for a change, that somebody comes over, pats your back, n says “Gud job Pal. Keep it up. Make some more mistakes!!!”

I have a theory that God went terribly wrong with his plans for Genesis… And… well… rest is history…

#Some Space for Devil…

So this is how we MUST do all the things all the time. Our own way. And always leave a little room for the Devil – to mess things up – just for Fun!! And if nothing works, we can always rely on Paul, the Octopus

Sometimes I ponder over what Lady Gaga has to say about this. She goes –

“ Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun

And baby when it’s love if it’s not rough it isn’t fun, fun … “

About Aditya

Hi, I am Aditya Parab, currently studying @ Dept. of Management Studies , IIT Delhi. Apart from Blogging, my interests are in Travelling, Serious Readings, Movies, Soccer, Finance & Media 2.0 . I can be reached @ E-Mail - thefountainhead86@gmail.com . Twitter - aditya_parab
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