Category Archives: Humour

Unfinished Conversations…

Posted on December 6, 2010 by Aditya

On every lazy evening, we all friends meet up, play catch-up with our ordinary lives and exhaust all the topics that give us reasons not to call it a day. But after a while, after digging up everything that we … Continue reading →

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Runnin foraa ‘CAUSE’…

Posted on November 25, 2010 by Aditya

Even though he didn’t have any when he began running the marathon, by the end of the 3rd kilometer (or the 4th song on his iPod), there wasn’t slightest of a doubt in his mind that he was Runnin-foraa-Cause. You … Continue reading →

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Not without my Stubble…

Posted on November 12, 2010 by Aditya

Men, how often do we sit down in that position – that particular one, with one hand resting on the arm of the chair & other one caressing our tilted chin, with eyes staring into the past or the future … Continue reading →

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Last Thursday Night…

Posted on October 28, 2010 by Aditya

Cannabis Diaries : Episode II He knew something was happening when The girl, the one dancing on the stage, suddenly started looking FAT. “The cannabis has got me,” he told himself. He could feel the Bass in his head. He … Continue reading →

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My phone. My friend. My life.

Posted on October 2, 2010 by Aditya

My phone is reaallly smaaarttt! A smartass rather! Every time I make up my mind and try to get rid of it (it’s a ‘Dada Ji ke Jamaane ka Fone’…), it calls on my weaker sentiments – u know, ‘my … Continue reading →

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Chicken Soup…

Posted on September 20, 2010 by Aditya

Question: C’mon, get up. U need to get some action (“Hey.. wo.. what…?” is my 1st reaction…) Hurry up, put some cloths on, It’s enough already! U have been wachin ‘Lost’ all week long… This is your personal high, in … Continue reading →

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Sector 2 D ke 7 नमूने

Posted on September 12, 2010 by Aditya

“ तो सेक्टर 2 D के शापित महल मे 7 नमूने रहते थे… लंबू, बड़े, फुर्रू, गोले, सेठ, बिन्नी, मौसी – लोग उन्हे कहते थे… बड़े हमारे रोज़ Fair & Lovely लगते थे… अपनी कोहनी को हर सुबे-शाम आईने मे … Continue reading →

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Qutubminar – a lame poem…

Posted on September 7, 2010 by Aditya

Evry morn’ I brush ma’ teeth watching Qutubminar… n she’s cold, she smirks – “Yeah, right!” It’s a lovely sight, for yo’ eyes – a treat “well,” says she, “I don’t give a Shiiit” Precious, U r Always Right – … Continue reading →

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Sis, I’m all ears!

Posted on August 24, 2010 by Aditya

P.S. … Dear Sis, if u r reading this, remember – “I Love You …”    😉 ——————————————————- The most enjoyable thing about blogging is there r no constraints, no strings. You can scribble about anything, anything under the sun. Anything, … Continue reading →

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3rd party compliance

Posted on August 20, 2010 by Aditya

“You know who else has got a 3rd party compliances issue?” he said, swinging along with his glass. We didn’t bother to ask. He was known to talk rubbish under the influence of… well… pretty much everything. He pointed towards … Continue reading →

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no room for P.E.R.F.E.C.T.I.O.N.

Posted on July 9, 2010 by Aditya

There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. ——————————————————————- There is another … Continue reading →

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Thinking out Loud…

Posted on July 4, 2010 by Aditya

10:15pm Sweeti is online… Should I ping her? Oh NO… don’t wanna sound too   desperate… 11:00pm The Blog has been DEAD for a while now!! Feels like ages since I posted anything… Think. Think. Think… 01:15am Fuck!!! Can’t get rid … Continue reading →

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a fish out of water…

Posted on May 12, 2010 by Aditya

  Ok, Ok. Call me a weirdo, but I’ve got to confess: “Home Sucks Big Time!!!” There. There I said it… cause I can’t have it no more!!! “Why? What??” u might ask. Wait, let me explain… Parents could be … Continue reading →

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What’d I say???

Posted on April 25, 2010 by Aditya

Highway to Hell… It was 5:45 when Raju woke up from a horrible, horrible nightmare. Sweat pouring down from his temple, Raju looked around. The room was in a mess!!! Scrambling for his glasses, Raju stepped onto what looked like … Continue reading →

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Youngistaan Ka WOW!

Posted on April 8, 2010 by Aditya

“Welcome to ‘The Game’, Mamu!!! I am the ‘Master’ (call me ‘Baba’…) & this is my castle… What are you waiting for??? Come, guess the response of Ranbir Kapoor through your comments & win prizes worth 50 lakhs – ‘PACHHAS … Continue reading →

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twit… twit…

Posted on April 5, 2010 by Aditya

Sometimes I wonder…  What is the One thing that I would definitely take with me before some pissed off Vogen ship destroys planet Earth to build an intergalactic express way??? My twitter account, off course!!!  If u r a Hitchhiker … Continue reading →

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Inside a SLEEPING BAG

Posted on March 24, 2010 by Aditya

As soon as u enter in a sleeping bag, it’s a Funny Feelin`. Initially, u imagine yourself to be an astronaut, ready to dive into the Hyperspace. U enjoy all the Comfort n Sponginess it offers, after all what more … Continue reading →

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slamBOOK

Posted on February 23, 2010 by Aditya

“The Quick Brown Fox Jumped Over the Lazy Dog…” Don muttered under his breath. “What??” asked Ishan. “The Quick Brown Fox Jumped Over the Lazy Dog!!!” Don shouted back. “r u…? OUT…???” Ishan enquired. That Night That night Don touched … Continue reading →

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n they lived Happily ever after…

Posted on February 9, 2010 by Aditya

Wind was blowing. Love was in the air. “Will u b my GF??” Chully asked Idli. “NO,” Idli promptly said. n they lived happily ever after… …… The End…… …… The Beginning …… Chully Marwaadi was fond of singing. He … Continue reading →

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Carlos – Will he? won’t he??

Posted on January 13, 2010 by Aditya

Warning: This is not what you think it is…!! Last week, I visited Auto Expo. Bowled over by the entire Spectacle, I was bragging about it to my friends, when Carlos interrupted. Carlos:         Dude, it’s nothing compared to what I … Continue reading →

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CiTi Report 102 – God’s Gifted Children…

Posted on January 6, 2010 by Aditya

“Teri har story KFC se kyun chalu hoti hai???” Bunny asked. “Umm, well, this one was really eventful l!” I said, bursting with enthusiasm. “Yeah?? Tell me…” Bunny finally gave up. “Gud, So this is what happened…” I continued. “Couple … Continue reading →

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CARLOS & ‘Shave India Movement’

Posted on December 26, 2009 by Aditya

On a Monday Morning, Carlos was having a nice, filling breakfast, when his girlfriend(GF) said “Carlos, baby, u need to have a Shave.” “Not Now Honey” Carlos was in jovial mood. “I see that u have become Lazy over the … Continue reading →

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City Report 101 – Puppy for ADOPTION

Posted on December 21, 2009 by Aditya

This Saturday, I went to City Select to watch Avatar (oh wait, no, “AVATAR 3D” !!!). To my disappointment, all the shows were Sold Out!!! (Poor Me: ‘You Delhiites!!! Don’t you have anything better to do ???) So as obvious, … Continue reading →

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Dimpleben WANTS a TATTOO…

Posted on December 19, 2009 by Aditya

(Mrs. Dimpleben Katodia wants to have a Tattoo on her … (well, let’s see) so that she can flaunt it in the upcoming Navratri (Garba Ramwanoo Chhe!!!). She goes in a Tattoo Shop in the Apsara Market.) Tattoo Artist: Good … Continue reading →

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Detective Pargat Singh & The Cowboy

Posted on December 16, 2009 by Aditya

(Detective Pargat Singh is looking for a Partner. He has interviewed quite a few candidates & is currently waiting with the last application which incidentally is anonymous.) (The Cowboy walks in.) Pargat Singh: Aaoji aao. Pleez take a seat. (The … Continue reading →

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Eric Cartman meets Raj Thackeray

Posted on December 13, 2009 by Aditya

Caution: The content of this post could be crude. Have fun… #1. Outside Dadar Station (Eric Cartman is looking for someone with Authorita. He sees a big hoopla in a corner & makes his way through to the centre of commotion … Continue reading →

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