What’d I say???

Highway to Hell…

It was 5:45 when Raju woke up from a horrible, horrible nightmare. Sweat pouring down from his temple, Raju looked around. The room was in a mess!!! Scrambling for his glasses, Raju stepped onto what looked like a half-eaten sandwich. When he wore them, his mouth opened with a big “OW!!!” Apparently somebody had tried to carve out a big, red AC-DC onto the wall!!! “Somebody…,” he wondered…


Permanent Damage…

Raju tried to remember the series of events that occurred in his dream. And, an unusual nausea took over him. Every bits n pieces he could remember, scared the shit out of him!!! For once, he thought “This would be the day, when Raju lost his innocence…”, for, he thought- in a brief span of a dream- he experienced all-those-things-that-must-not-be-spoken-about !!! “Fuck!!!” he cursed…

Funnily, a sense of ‘Permanent Deja` vu’   came to possess him. “From now on, Everything that will happen to me, must already have had happened to me!!!” Raju thought. “What if,” thought Raju, “any of this… is not… unreal???”

Shortly afterwards he remembered about the 2 Tablets he took last night, one after the other…


Jai Jai Shiv Shankar…

(The night before…)

Raju had been warned about the Power of the ‘Bhola’ baba & the Eternal Happiness it brought to all the humble devotees. Shortly after he started laughing, the 1st hammer hit on his head. (“THANNN!!!!” it even made a sound for Raju to recognise it.) Ecstatic, “Let’s go for a walk,” he said to himself. And he took off, with his wallet n mobile, for one of his ‘just-strolling-in-the-campus’ kinda walks…

What happened thereafter, got lost in the horrible memory of our protagonist…


What’d I say…

(Back to morning…)

“Phew!!! One hellua night!!!” exclaimed Raju. He unlocked the mobile to look at the time. And his eyes froze!! ‘6 missed calls’ it showed. With his heart in his mouth, Raju clicked to view the details.

It was ‘The’ one number that u always keep in your phonebook but never dare to dial. Or like ‘The’ one facebook profile u always invariably check-out but never dare to leave a comment or a ‘Like’… So it was ‘The’ Number!!!

“Should I call back???” Raju took an eternity to decide. After much hesitation, he finally made the call. A sweet, gentle voice picked it up.

“Err.. Hi… Sweeti??” said Raju after a brief pause.

“Hey Raju!!!” Raju felt a naughtiness in her voice.

“Err… Did I… Did we… What did I……” before he could finish his sentence, Sweeti started giggling.

“Shit!!!” Raju banged the phone down………

About Aditya

Hi, I am Aditya Parab, currently studying @ Dept. of Management Studies , IIT Delhi. Apart from Blogging, my interests are in Travelling, Serious Readings, Movies, Soccer, Finance & Media 2.0 . I can be reached @ E-Mail - thefountainhead86@gmail.com . Twitter - aditya_parab
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