Sis, I’m all ears!

P.S. … Dear Sis, if u r reading this, remember – “I Love You …”    😉

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The most enjoyable thing about blogging is there r no constraints, no strings. You can scribble about anything, anything under the sun. Anything, except about your Sisters… Because Sisters r a fragile species. You cannot dare offend them. Not even tease them. Whatever u do to them, returns as a boomerang! So whenever I think writing something about ‘How much Sisters Talk’ – They talk a LOT man!!! – my guilty conscience, feeling guilty just for thinking something like this, pokes me from inside, pulls me up & shuts me down. HENCE, I have decided not to write anything, ever, about my Sisters…

Recently, my newly found sister asked (Demanded) – “You write about everybody. Why don’t u write about me?” I dreaded the consequences!

But They( u know who) Do talk too much!!!! Much too much!!! It starts with a missed call (ALWAYS a missed call!). You call back (or risk getting more missed calls!). When u say “Hello”, they hear “I’m all ears… ” When u say ”hmm…”, they hear ”Tell me more…” And finally, when u say something definitive like “Alright.” Or “Fine.” Or “Ok(Got it).” – they hear “DON’T stop.”

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And it’s not like u can win with them in any argument. Every little point u make ( except for intuitively spaced “ok.” or “OK?” or “Ohh…Kay!!!” or “Ohh…”) , is a recipe for more story telling, more gossiping n more “I-don’t-know-what-to-do???” sessions…

Sometimes it is so vivid, if I try a little, I can project a 3D(even 4D) image of each of their BFs n BFFs n friends-turned-foes on the floor of my cramped room!

And u can NEVER hung up on them! When it becomes unbearable, and you r on the verge of saying, “Oh Sis, u r killing ME!!!”, instead, u bite your arm n try to divert the pain. Doesn’t work. You start counting for magical words like – “Chalo, I’ll talk to u later…”

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I know what my sisters’ response is going to be after reading this. I expect nothing less than an hour long “Wat’s this, Dada!!!” lecture. C’mon Sisters! Give me your best shot! Haven’t heard from u for a looooong time…