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- Runnin foraa ‘CAUSE’…
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- Last Thursday Night…
- Cannabis Diaries
- Commonwealth…. And The Age of Hypocrisy
- My phone. My friend. My life.
- Let there be light!
- Chicken Soup…
- Sector 2 D ke 7 नमूने
- Qutubminar – a lame poem…
- Sis, I’m all ears!
- 3rd party compliance
- Heroes are infallible
- Identity Theft
- Thanks Dad!
- Bombay Streets…
- Off the Record…
- no room for P.E.R.F.E.C.T.I.O.N.
- Thinking out Loud…
- a fish out of water…
- Howz dat for coincidence!!!
- What’d I say???
- Pack… Your… Bags…
- Youngistaan Ka WOW!
- twit… twit…
- amores perros
- Inside a SLEEPING BAG
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arabian days
IT IS ONLY FAIR to end this adventure on the same note with which it began. My favorite topic – Mumbai. During my recent visit to the city, or to be specific, during one of the many perpetual travels of … Continue reading
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Unfinished Conversations…
On every lazy evening, we all friends meet up, play catch-up with our ordinary lives and exhaust all the topics that give us reasons not to call it a day. But after a while, after digging up everything that we … Continue reading
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Tagged Adam & Eve, Conversations, discovery of sex, Evenings, friends, Lovemaking
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Runnin foraa ‘CAUSE’…
Even though he didn’t have any when he began running the marathon, by the end of the 3rd kilometer (or the 4th song on his iPod), there wasn’t slightest of a doubt in his mind that he was Runnin-foraa-Cause. You … Continue reading
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Tagged ADHM, bladder control, delhi marathon, marathon, running, to pee or not to pee
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Not without my Stubble…
Men, how often do we sit down in that position – that particular one, with one hand resting on the arm of the chair & other one caressing our tilted chin, with eyes staring into the past or the future … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, Expressions, Humour, Personal, science
Tagged caressing stubble, KFC, men with brain, men with stubbles, Stubble, useful beard
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Last Thursday Night…
Cannabis Diaries : Episode II He knew something was happening when The girl, the one dancing on the stage, suddenly started looking FAT. “The cannabis has got me,” he told himself. He could feel the Bass in his head. He … Continue reading
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Tagged cannabis, cannabis diaries, hallucination, last night, stoned
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Cannabis Diaries
I have never doubted the feeling that ‘Knowledge can come in a flash!’. It’s just that even though, over the years, I have been having ‘Flashes of Genius’, I was waiting for that experience they call ‘Revelation’. I Was. For … Continue reading
Posted in Expressions, Music, Personal, Travel
Tagged afterlife, cannabis, death, diaries, flash, hallucination, life, life beyond, revelation, Ultimate Truth
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Commonwealth…. And The Age of Hypocrisy
CWG are finally over. As an Indian, i MUST feel really proud and happy that after some ‘minor’ hiccups, games went smooth without further bridge-collapsing, dengue-outbreaking, bed-falling n snake-visiting… I am glad. And Odd it may sound, hugely relieved! Because … Continue reading
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Tagged commonwealth, cwg, facebook, hypocrisy, indian mentality, Like, social media revolution
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My phone. My friend. My life.
My phone is reaallly smaaarttt! A smartass rather! Every time I make up my mind and try to get rid of it (it’s a ‘Dada Ji ke Jamaane ka Fone’…), it calls on my weaker sentiments – u know, ‘my … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Lifestyle, Personal
Tagged companionship, difficult situations, mobile, my phone, saving ass, smart phone, Tata DOCOMO
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Let there be light!
This must be the worst writer’s block I’m having… ‘cause I can’t think straight, And I have resorted to poetry writing This is definitely not my thing, I know I suck big-time What if, I go on like this, Sometimes … Continue reading
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Tagged becoming poet, let there be light, nightmare, please God, poetry, think straight, writer's block
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Chicken Soup…
Question: C’mon, get up. U need to get some action (“Hey.. wo.. what…?” is my 1st reaction…) Hurry up, put some cloths on, It’s enough already! U have been wachin ‘Lost’ all week long… This is your personal high, in … Continue reading
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Tagged chicken soup for the soul, feeling low, feeling sorry, friends, miserable, pitty
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Sector 2 D ke 7 नमूने
“ तो सेक्टर 2 D के शापित महल मे 7 नमूने रहते थे… लंबू, बड़े, फुर्रू, गोले, सेठ, बिन्नी, मौसी – लोग उन्हे कहते थे… बड़े हमारे रोज़ Fair & Lovely लगते थे… अपनी कोहनी को हर सुबे-शाम आईने मे … Continue reading
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Tagged friends, Gandhinagar, old days, sector 2 D
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Qutubminar – a lame poem…
Evry morn’ I brush ma’ teeth watching Qutubminar… n she’s cold, she smirks – “Yeah, right!” It’s a lovely sight, for yo’ eyes – a treat “well,” says she, “I don’t give a Shiiit” Precious, U r Always Right – … Continue reading
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Tagged boyfriend, chick-flick moments, girlfriend, lame, poem, poetry, qutub minar
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Sis, I’m all ears!
P.S. … Dear Sis, if u r reading this, remember – “I Love You …” 😉 ——————————————————- The most enjoyable thing about blogging is there r no constraints, no strings. You can scribble about anything, anything under the sun. Anything, … Continue reading
Posted in Emotions, Humour, Personal
Tagged brother - sister, raksha bandhan, sister, talking too much, women talk
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3rd party compliance
“You know who else has got a 3rd party compliances issue?” he said, swinging along with his glass. We didn’t bother to ask. He was known to talk rubbish under the influence of… well… pretty much everything. He pointed towards … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, Humour, Travel
Tagged 3rd gender, 3rd party compliance, encounter with Hijra, eunuch, Hijra, train travel in India, wierd encounter
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Heroes are infallible
I am a little worried here. My man, Lance(look above) is under the doping radar. Yes. This man, who almost lost his life (and balls) fighting testicular cancer, came back & won a world record 7 Tour de France in … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrities, Emotions, Personal, Sports
Tagged cheat, doping, follow your heart, heroes, inspiration, Lance Armstrong, madmen, role model, self image, usain bolt
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Identity Theft
Somebody hacked my email account last week. I was sitting in the canteen. Sipping my tasteless coffee. Logging in to check my mails. And just like that! Access Denied! I tried again… Access Denied!! again… This time typing each letter … Continue reading
Posted in Emotions, Personal
Tagged email account, hacked, identity theft, stolen name, thefountainhead, what's in name
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Thanks Dad!
“Dad, I don’t want to be a Doctor.” Can u imagine how difficult something like this is to say to your father who thinks you r his Baap-ka-Naam-Roshan-Karega Son (my younger brother was an asshole back then…), to whom a … Continue reading
Posted in Emotions, Personal
Tagged epiphany, family, father-son, my choices, my Dad, poles apart
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Off the Record…
Hey, what’s up with all these borrowed sentiments lately??? I mean, to begin with, the only thing worthy of prime time coverage that comes out of FM’s Pakistan visit is the ‘footage of national flag hanging upside down’ & media questioning Chidambaram (“How … Continue reading
no room for P.E.R.F.E.C.T.I.O.N.
There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. ——————————————————————- There is another … Continue reading
Posted in Expressions, Humour, Personal, Philosophy
Tagged avoid mistakes, chance, columbus, funny, hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy, lady gaga, mistakes, octopus, perfection
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Thinking out Loud…
10:15pm Sweeti is online… Should I ping her? Oh NO… don’t wanna sound too desperate… 11:00pm The Blog has been DEAD for a while now!! Feels like ages since I posted anything… Think. Think. Think… 01:15am Fuck!!! Can’t get rid … Continue reading
Posted in Current Affairs, Expressions, Humour, Personal
Tagged a normal day, Bangalore, boss, Chick, facebook, funny, life, Like, office, style, sweeti, thinking out loud, time pass
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a fish out of water…
Ok, Ok. Call me a weirdo, but I’ve got to confess: “Home Sucks Big Time!!!” There. There I said it… cause I can’t have it no more!!! “Why? What??” u might ask. Wait, let me explain… Parents could be … Continue reading
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Tagged family, fish out of water, freedom, gypsy, harry potter, home, life
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Howz dat for coincidence!!!
Hey, have u ever had the feeling of being at the centre of the earth with everyone around u – being the preprogrammed puppets they r – helping u to ‘Be You’??? Strange as it may sound, for me, Life … Continue reading
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Tagged 29th april, centre of earth, coincidence, destiny, exam, flash forward, truman show
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What’d I say???
Highway to Hell… It was 5:45 when Raju woke up from a horrible, horrible nightmare. Sweat pouring down from his temple, Raju looked around. The room was in a mess!!! Scrambling for his glasses, Raju stepped onto what looked like … Continue reading
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Tagged bhang, damage, deja vu, hangover, highway to hell, memento, memmory loss, raju, sweeti, what did I say
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Pack… Your… Bags…
Posted in Culture, Lifestyle, Personal, Sports, Travel
Tagged adventure, himachal, manali, mountaineering, pack your bags, snow, summer trip, Travel
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Youngistaan Ka WOW!
“Welcome to ‘The Game’, Mamu!!! I am the ‘Master’ (call me ‘Baba’…) & this is my castle… What are you waiting for??? Come, guess the response of Ranbir Kapoor through your comments & win prizes worth 50 lakhs – ‘PACHHAS … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrities, Current Affairs, Humour, Movies, Sports
Tagged challenge, game, indiblogger, pepsi, ranbir kapoor, sanjay dutt, youngistan
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twit… twit…
Sometimes I wonder… What is the One thing that I would definitely take with me before some pissed off Vogen ship destroys planet Earth to build an intergalactic express way??? My twitter account, off course!!! If u r a Hitchhiker … Continue reading
Posted in Expressions, Fiction, Humour, Personal, science
Tagged 140, apocalypse, hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy, new world, small bang, twitter, what if...
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amores perros
Innocence Every day, @ 5, when the school-bell used to ring, Raju would make a dash for the Van to grab a seat beside Sweeti Didi. He liked her presence. Sweeti Didi lived next door to Raju’s & they grew … Continue reading
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Tagged Adolescence, atonement, Love, love sex dhokha, wretched love
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Inside a SLEEPING BAG
As soon as u enter in a sleeping bag, it’s a Funny Feelin`. Initially, u imagine yourself to be an astronaut, ready to dive into the Hyperspace. U enjoy all the Comfort n Sponginess it offers, after all what more … Continue reading
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Tagged buried alive, kill bill, manali, monkey crawling, mountaineering, sleeping bag, to-do list, trekking
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Adi’s आई
Have you ever prayed to the God that your Mom would hit you with all her might??? Adi did, on the way to the Home. He was afraid that Mom would explode like a Balloon if she didn’t find a … Continue reading
REBOOT…
SExy sulphate I’m standing in a Jacuzzi, stripped to my bare minimums. It’s getting Hotter n Hotter… I’m surrounded by men. n We r all enjoying… OH, Wait !!! Before u get any wrong ideas about me ( u DIRTY … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, Expressions, Music, Personal, Travel
Tagged american girl, can't help faling in love with you, chilim, elvis, funny, himachal, hot bath, hot water spring, manali, mineral springs, rainbow cafe, relax, style, vashisht
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slamBOOK
“The Quick Brown Fox Jumped Over the Lazy Dog…” Don muttered under his breath. “What??” asked Ishan. “The Quick Brown Fox Jumped Over the Lazy Dog!!!” Don shouted back. “r u…? OUT…???” Ishan enquired. That Night That night Don touched … Continue reading
I’m plugged in…
not my cuppa tea… A man’s taste of music says a lot about his Personality, right?? Say, for example, anybody swinging to a Ghazal must really be romantic @ heart; and someone head-banging to heavy metal oughta be a bit … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrities, Cross-Cultural Issues, Culture, Expressions, Music, Philosophy
Tagged explore yourself, fool around, indian music, Music, music sense, musical legends, self image, style, taste, try different, western music
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Pappu pass ho gaya!!!
Pappu was an average kid. n his elder Brother… was… a Genius… Everybody knew that, from the beginning. So wherever he went or whatever he did, people always made comparisons, and concluded with authority, that Pappu could never be even … Continue reading
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Tagged brother, childhood, competition, fight, Love, pappu, parenthood, sibling
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n they lived Happily ever after…
Wind was blowing. Love was in the air. “Will u b my GF??” Chully asked Idli. “NO,” Idli promptly said. n they lived happily ever after… …… The End…… …… The Beginning …… Chully Marwaadi was fond of singing. He … Continue reading
Posted in Emotions, Expressions, Humour, Personal, Romance
Tagged chully, comedy, funny, girlfriend, happily ever after, hilarious, Love, love story, propose, singing
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Death…
The News I was playing Marbles(aka ‘Kanche’, aka ‘Goti’) in the backyard, when somebody touched my shoulder. It was Dad. “Granny is gone,” he quietly said. “Gone?? Where??” (I was trying to figure out how to dislodge the Red marble … Continue reading
JUSTICE, anyone ???
IPL → why Pakistan did not go under Hammer??? Say, how would u feel, if Tomorrow, EU puts sanctions on us or USA forbids Indians to travel to their country?? pretty PISSED OFF, right??? Now replace India with Pakistan, n … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, Current Affairs, Emotions, Personal, Politics
Tagged bias against men, child abuse, cricket, Death Penalty Rape, India Pakistan, indian mentality, IPL, justice, Pakistani Players, Rape Law
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Those were the Days…
The Opportunity c(L)ost… 23rd Jan, 2010. Six months in Delhi. One Helluva Journey so far… Couldn’t be more thankful to my Destiny (& to those who didn’t show up after interview 🙂 ). A Fresh Life!!! But wait… What about … Continue reading
Posted in Emotions, Expressions, Lifestyle, Movies, Personal, Travel
Tagged comedy, Funniest show, Gandhinagar, minimum city, nostalgia, Steve Carell, TCS, The Office
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This ain’t Happening…Strange Universe
Reality is merely an Illusion…… Albert Einstein ‘Can ants see??’ – This is what I googled for yesterday (don’t ask – ‘Why’ ). The answer was ‘No, they have some other mechanism for sensing objects.’ And this got me thinking… … Continue reading
Posted in Emotions, Movies, Personal, Philosophy, science
Tagged easter eggs, evolution, matrix, matter, queer nature of universe, richard dawkins, strange universe, Super Natural, theology
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Carlos – Will he? won’t he??
Warning: This is not what you think it is…!! Last week, I visited Auto Expo. Bowled over by the entire Spectacle, I was bragging about it to my friends, when Carlos interrupted. Carlos: Dude, it’s nothing compared to what I … Continue reading
CiTi Report 102 – God’s Gifted Children…
“Teri har story KFC se kyun chalu hoti hai???” Bunny asked. “Umm, well, this one was really eventful l!” I said, bursting with enthusiasm. “Yeah?? Tell me…” Bunny finally gave up. “Gud, So this is what happened…” I continued. “Couple … Continue reading
two idiots
“U r drunk,” I said to Ishan. “Oi Chhad Yaaaar!! I’m flushing out all the bad memories of the year. I want to go Happy-Happy in the Happy New Year!!!” Ishan was in high spirits. “We have already boozed too … Continue reading
Posted in Emotions, Expressions, Lifestyle, Personal
Tagged confession, drinking, emotional, friends, funny, idiots, life, loser, new year, new year resolution
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CARLOS & ‘Shave India Movement’
On a Monday Morning, Carlos was having a nice, filling breakfast, when his girlfriend(GF) said “Carlos, baby, u need to have a Shave.” “Not Now Honey” Carlos was in jovial mood. “I see that u have become Lazy over the … Continue reading
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Tagged beard, Carlos, Chick, comedy, funny, Genius, google, hilarious, shave, Shave India Movement, style, women are evil
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Love `m or Hate `m…
My name is → STAN Yo, Listen Up!!! Have You ever had a moment of revelation??? I did, when I heard ‘STAN’ for the 1st time, just about an year ago. MAN!!! I was not only smitten by the sheer … Continue reading
Posted in Culture, Expressions, Music, Personal
Tagged Artist of the Decade, Critics, Eminem, Eminem Songs, Loose Yourself, Music, Oye Lucky, Rap, Sing for the moment, Slim Shady, Stan
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City Report 101 – Puppy for ADOPTION
This Saturday, I went to City Select to watch Avatar (oh wait, no, “AVATAR 3D” !!!). To my disappointment, all the shows were Sold Out!!! (Poor Me: ‘You Delhiites!!! Don’t you have anything better to do ???) So as obvious, … Continue reading
Climate Scoreboard
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Dimpleben WANTS a TATTOO…
(Mrs. Dimpleben Katodia wants to have a Tattoo on her … (well, let’s see) so that she can flaunt it in the upcoming Navratri (Garba Ramwanoo Chhe!!!). She goes in a Tattoo Shop in the Apsara Market.) Tattoo Artist: Good … Continue reading
Detective Pargat Singh & The Cowboy
(Detective Pargat Singh is looking for a Partner. He has interviewed quite a few candidates & is currently waiting with the last application which incidentally is anonymous.) (The Cowboy walks in.) Pargat Singh: Aaoji aao. Pleez take a seat. (The … Continue reading
Posted in Cross-Cultural Issues, Culture, Expressions, Fiction, Humour, Lifestyle, Movies, Personal
Tagged comedy, Cowboy, funny, hilarious, Interview, Love, Sardar, style, The Good The Bad and The Ugly, Western Themes
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Eric Cartman meets Raj Thackeray
Caution: The content of this post could be crude. Have fun… #1. Outside Dadar Station (Eric Cartman is looking for someone with Authorita. He sees a big hoopla in a corner & makes his way through to the centre of commotion … Continue reading
Bombay Duck
#1- Rajinder Da Dhaba “Sarkaaar!!! Rajinder chale???”, Bunny asked. “Oye, yesterday only we went to KFC naa!!!” Bunny smiled. “Letz go yaar”, he ordered, “I’m craving for shami kababs.” I shook my head. “So, going to Bombay tomorrow…?” “Yep”, I … Continue reading
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