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Thinking out Loud…

10:15pm Sweeti is online… Should I ping her? Oh NO… don’t wanna sound too   desperate… 11:00pm The Blog has been DEAD for a while now!! Feels like ages since I posted anything… Think. Think. Think… 01:15am Fuck!!! Can’t get rid … Continue reading

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REBOOT…

SExy sulphate I’m standing in a Jacuzzi, stripped to my bare minimums. It’s getting Hotter n Hotter… I’m surrounded by men. n We r all enjoying… OH, Wait !!! Before u get any wrong ideas about me ( u DIRTY … Continue reading

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I’m plugged in…

not my cuppa tea… A man’s taste of music says a lot about his Personality, right?? Say, for example, anybody swinging to a Ghazal must really be romantic @ heart; and someone head-banging to heavy metal oughta be a bit … Continue reading

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CiTi Report 102 – God’s Gifted Children…

“Teri har story KFC se kyun chalu hoti hai???” Bunny asked. “Umm, well, this one was really eventful l!” I said, bursting with enthusiasm. “Yeah?? Tell me…” Bunny finally gave up. “Gud, So this is what happened…” I continued. “Couple … Continue reading

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CARLOS & ‘Shave India Movement’

On a Monday Morning, Carlos was having a nice, filling breakfast, when his girlfriend(GF) said “Carlos, baby, u need to have a Shave.” “Not Now Honey” Carlos was in jovial mood. “I see that u have become Lazy over the … Continue reading

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Dimpleben WANTS a TATTOO…

(Mrs. Dimpleben Katodia wants to have a Tattoo on her … (well, let’s see) so that she can flaunt it in the upcoming Navratri (Garba Ramwanoo Chhe!!!). She goes in a Tattoo Shop in the Apsara Market.) Tattoo Artist: Good … Continue reading

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Detective Pargat Singh & The Cowboy

(Detective Pargat Singh is looking for a Partner. He has interviewed quite a few candidates & is currently waiting with the last application which incidentally is anonymous.) (The Cowboy walks in.) Pargat Singh: Aaoji aao. Pleez take a seat. (The … Continue reading

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